Stories and Updates :)

 

   Hello Fam,

   I hope you all are doing great! For those of you wondering, i'm doing just fine too. I didn't upload in a while, because of some Family issues but they're alright now. Now some people might've noticed the sudden comments all nearly at the same time, and iv'e got to apologize for that reason 😅. Earlier Wednesday, last Wednesday I was to upload a blog but then decided to quickly go through the settings of the website and all and I found out that I had put up a setting by which only people from my country could comment, so I disabled it and then found like so many comments from so many of you, all over the world and believe me when I say, it really made my day 😊. I was just casually sippin' coffee and readin' as a tear slipped down my cheek, like you know those classic movie endings where the hero is just drinking coffee, staring at the sunset, it was like that, except I wasn't staring at the sunset, just something equally as pretty ❤.

   I disabled that setting and there were so many comments in my span folder and it took me a while to get them all to the website but now they're there and now good news is, *drumroll* you guys can comment freely now, without your comments going down to some stupid spam folder instead of the blossoming website 😏. Okay so iv'e got a ton of stories and newsflashes to tell you this time and to start off I would like you guys to know my tragic miseries when animals fell in love with me, and perhaps quite too much 😅...

   So this one time, it was near Eid day; a special Muslim celebration. Everyone in my area had a goat and I was desperate to get one too. You cant blame me though, its simply that child jealousy energy and all that. Well we got two goats; one mine and one my elder brother's. See if you've had goats and sheaps and cows and cattle, before, anything in that category for that matter, you'd know they have to be grazed right? So me and my brother took our goats to be grazed. I remember I was wearing a flowey red dress and I was really happy over it. It was designed with jewels and all that and all the sparkly stuff a little girl could wish for 🤩. We took our goats to the park, and the park at that time was in a little underground area, like you had to climb some stairs down to arrive to that little hole. To my misfortune my brother's friend was there, and he had... a bull 😐

   If the science is not sciencing to you, i'll help. Bull + Red Cloth = A very mad bull. In conclusion, instant cardio workout or in other words, unwanted speed training session. So the bull spot me from afar and It came running to me. You see I was a child, so I did the most reasonable thing, I kicked my goat away and ran 😇, RAN like my life depended on it. See that's not all, here's the plot twist, the bull was attached to a bench, and my brother's friend and my brother were sitting on that bench and somehow the bull, pulled through that and still came running to me (see what I mean by animals falling in love with me, and perhaps a little too much 😅) 

   Two other people sensed the tension and one of them jumped on the bull, like legit ran to it and jumped on it, but guess what, the bull still didn't stop. I started screaming and running in circles around the park, like my whole life I had never thought of running, id eat less and that'd be enough to stay thin but the bull was like karma sent from God for dodging 😰. I eventually ran to the stairs and the bull was about to run after me there too but then two other guys jumped and grabbed its front legs so I had enough time to run up and away. But that day was still something 😁.

   Then there was this other time. It was a nice evening and me and my family decided to sit out on the terrace and have some fun, you know, enjoy and all. We all got Oranges and biscuits and chairs and walked up to the second floor of our house because that was where the biggest balcony was. I had set the chairs with my family and stayed up on the balcony a little longer while they made tea, my little brother and my father were by the door of the balcony. You see their was an Eagle flying by, well not an Eagle, a black-kite to be exact 😅. Now I don't know what that bird saw in me because I was half seeping, half awake, with my hair all messed up and my pajamas all ripped and I was literally drooling (I woke up from a good nap, don't blame me 😒) So it flew straight to me and grasped my shoulders and head and was flapping his wings in my face. See now there could be a confusion here, its either love at first sight OR it was just testing how hard its wings could slap to humiliate me but id go with the more logical one; love at first sight 😍

   I was legit screaming and yelling and my so perfect brother as you guys mention him was laughing. In the end I punched the bird away, making sure it felt what true rejection felt like and ran inside my home. And iv'e got loads of animals-dying-over-me tales but iv'e got other things to discuss too

   So one thing is, that has been in my attention for quite a while now, is a common problem with most teachers. You don't get the black magic sorcery but I guess that's what makes a teacher, his/her will power to argue 👀. Like seriously, coming down to real words, what are you actually getting by trying to win arguments with sleep-deprived 14 year olds, who don't even know what universe they're on or which god they worship; the only thing keeping them alive is the caffeine overdose they take every morning. So this one day this girl in my class came a bit late, with all that I-haven't-slept-in-three-days look 😅. And then my teacher looks up at her, with all that knowing look and comebacks to have that girl noted down in the very annals of history. 

   It starts with a simple question, "Why are you late to class?". Now that girl will come up with all sorts of excuses like how she missed the bus, her pet hamster, or how gravity wasn't working in her favor today. Now The teach' knows it all too well, she's heard it before so she'll go like, "Oh so you're hamster was responsible for you looking like you spent the night fretting yourself silly over cocaine or something". That's it, like that's when the girl knows its it and she just stares blankly 😶. 

   Now the teacher knows all too well that a kid like that, is incapable of processing complicated information so she'll hit him with logic. "If you knew the hamster wasn't going to get you to school on time, why not set an alarm instead of trusting a rodent with schedule?" And then the teach' will hit her with the billion dollar buzzer, "Why don't you sit down and ill check your work from last week, fair?" Okay now the girl was looking at the teacher wide eyed 😄👏. It was clear she couldn't argue back and she just walked to her chair. And THE TEACHER?? OH DON'T Even get me started on the teacher. The teach; had that classic smirk on her face. She knew she won the battle, and to her it probably felt like she had accomplished everything in life. Her water could've gone bitter but I suppose when she drank it, it was the most sweetest water to ever exist on mother nature 😈. Like okay fine, you did a great job roasting but like damn, we kids barely get an hour of sleep and a whole lotta yapping from you guys makes it hard 😒. 

   And like one time with me, I remember I was half asleep in class. My eyes were half open, my body numb, yawn circling me like every second and the teacher spots me and tells me to stand up. I stood up and she asked me what was she teaching and to be honest I didn't even know about the subject 😅. I blinked before replying with, Metamorphic rocks are formed under high pressure. So believe me when I say I DON'T, absolutely DON'T know why I said that but somehow, just somehow the universe decided to spare me and my answer was right 😏. The teacher got mad and asked, are you trying to get smart with me? And I hit her with the classic, isn't that what we're paying you for? Jk jk I didn't say that but I wanted to. Instead I just apologized and she told me to sit down with that classic smirk on her face, like way to go 😶!

   Anyways iv'e mentioned my so called enemy in my earlier blogs. The one and only Sohaib. One who calls people old and tells them they change topics 😔. Yeah that one! So i'm kinda tired of using his name and all, and the legendary thing. In conclusion I thought of a nickname. Since he's two months younger than me, i'm going to call him Chotu (Chotu means little one in Urdu 👍) So next time whenever I say Chotu, you'll know who I am talking about 😁

   Also I read some of you guys's opinions on my cooking blog, recommending I start off with something simple. I did try a microwave  brownie and somehow, my marvelous wit and expert culinary skills led that to a disaster too so shiver me timbers but i'm never going near the kitchen again. Ill hopefully write about that in another blog too 😉.

   My uncle also came recently, like yesterday and he made a fruit mix. Its basically different kinds of fruits and cream and sugar, something like that. Believe me it tasted amazing, like I could eat it for the rest of my life and never get sick of it so shoutout to him, for being amazing and simply existing ❤❤. I also read some of yours comments and a most recent comment that said, her parrot Charlie killed her? Hes capable I agree, he could even dig a grave all by himself if it was mine but like i'm trying to survive for you guys lol 😂😂

   Time's running short and I have to leave so i'll write more later. Don't forget to comment and share my blogs with friends and family, it really helps support me 👀. Love you all 💙💜 byeeeee!!! ✌✌✌

      (Winter has left the chat)