Merry Christmas and a ha ha ha

 

       Hello Fam,

   I hope you all are doing great! I'm really happy to be able to write a blog today and one of the reasons is to wish all of my Christian Fams a very very Merry Christmas 🎄🎅. I wish you all the best of the best. Maybe sneak aside a present from under the tree, and i'll take it as my toll if we ever get to meet, yeah? Just kidding, but a necklace or a plush anytime soon would be lovely 😏. Aside from that I would like to thank all the people who sent me emails, telling me to hold own, some sharing their own past experiences and I also want to apologize for not being able to reply to all of them 😅. Truth is i'm still reading them and some are still down my inbox waiting to be discovered but i'll get to them don't worry 👍.

 

   Heading onto Today's blog, I didn't do much recently. I mentioned previously how I was sick so in addition to that, it just got worse over time so iv'e been drinking soup in  bed for as long as I can remember 😷. But don't fear, when Winter is here! (I mean me, myself. Gosh I really need to change my name 😑) 

   So Childhood, wonderful memories right? nope... not quite. I don't know about you guys but when I was a child I was barbaric 😎. No offense to my younger self but she was a wild child. So I dug up a couple sweet sweet moments from my sweet sweet childhood, to share with you guys Today 👀.

 

   So this one time, in the school I used to go to long before, there was this group of girls. I was 8 at the time and the girls were about 12 years old. So don't get me wrong, this isn't a wild bully case but my stubborn little head thought so 😒. So these girls were great at singing, like amazing. They were good enough to have kids jealous of them. So this one day they came up to me and my friends, just like they did to every other kid and smiled, "We're better than you." ... Like Okay? Why on earth would we give a care? But that teeny weeny Winter saw this as a whole invite to battle 😈. 

   For the moment I brushed it off but when their words repeatedly got on my nerves I started stalki- I MEAN curiously watching their academic adventures for... uh... research purposes, yeah 😅. No big deal. Then there was this one day when I found out they were failing their classes, while me? Don't even get me started, I was the girl with 97% and 98% so that was a pretty "in your face" thing 😇.

 

   My friends and me would walk exactly opposite of those girls at off time so when we got our results, I figured it was my time to shine. I took my result sheet out of my bag when the bell rang and held the sheet right against my chest but in a way that the scores were visible to the passing by (don't blame me I was desperate 😁). 

   Unfortunately, when we passed the girls they didn't look. I guess one of them looked but she didn't give the slightest care. I was mad, infuriated as a matter of fact. I still don't quite understand what I wanted them to do or say but I just flipped my hair and walked off 💅.

 

   The next day me and my friends were talking and I said something really fast and my friends were convinced it was a rap. I thought it was stupid but when the appreciation kept coming, it became my biggest flex 😎. Ultimately, as childish I was, I walked over to those singer girls with my friends and offered a duel; they agreed. Rules were simple, we were gonna get votes from strangers and two or more than two girls cant sing together 👌.

   I remember a girl from my opposing team sang first and she sung, Runaway by Aurora. Now don't get me wrong, it was magnificent, but I was better. I stood in front of the girl and said really fast, "I really really really really really really really hate it, when its really really cold, and you're really really sick, and you really gotta piss, but everything's too cooooold." You can most probably guess the reactions that I was getting from the girls... they were definitely jealous... 😏

 

   Votings took place and I won and believe me I had never felt the need to jump up high and yell, 'IN YOUR FACES!!' as much as I did that day 😈. They looked pathetic, no offense.

   Now you see, when I was a child, I used to lie a lot too, like A LOT, more than needed 😅. I remember when I was 7, we came back from this trip one day and the journey was by plane. The immediate first place we had to go after that was my grandmother's house, where all my uncles and aunts and cousins live. 

   Now I went in there and mixed up with the kids and after about a couple hours we all sat together in one room, just us cousins. Everyone asked me and my brothers about our trip and since I was just sooo eager to ruin the next 20 years of my life, I said, i'd go first 😉. 

   The explanation was going perfect but just when we got to the plane part, poof. The pilot got a heart attack and I flew the plane safely to landing. Such a miracle right? You can probably guess i'm being sarcastic right now but that was the day that I had decided my fate of the next years of my life, till i'm peacefully in a casket 6-feet underground. Even though that was years ago, I still get teased over it 😒.

 

   I don't know if I mentioned but I am way worse than I was before, like too sick but that doesn't suck 😷. You know what does? All the medicine i'm forced to eat, like all I want is a flower, is that too much to ask. Doesn't matter much though...

   I also wanted to threaten Maja, one of my Fam. I see you gave me your number Maja, I will literally spam you calls at 3:00 a.m. there will be no escape. MuaHaHaHaHaHaHAHA!!! 😈😈😈😈Just kidding Maja, don't worry. Maybe...

 

   I've also got this surprise for you guys. Remember in one of my blogs I mentioned I will upload a small comics I made on my Instagram, (my username is miserable_missy btw, follow me) Well I couldn't do that so I thought of uploading it here, on the blog. So i'm not saying it's a masterpiece since i'm not good with drawing and another bummer is that it's not finished either but you guys can use your imagination to fill the rest... 

  

 

 

 

   Enjoy I guess. So I was going to write more but I am going to the doctors right about now and need to get ready so i'll be going. Once again, I hope you guys have the most Merry Christmas and really sorry for the short blog. I will upload Sunday, so stay tuned. Don't forget to comment and share my blog with friends and family 👀, it really helps support me. Love you all 💙💜, byeeee!!! ✌✌✌

 

(Winter has left the Chat...)